List/Grid Author Archives: Lou Mannheim

Migrant family found living in Trump’s hair

Miami, FL – In a stunning development that comes at a crucial time in the Republican Presidential primary, a migrant family has been found taking up residence in candidate Donald Trump’s hair. The family was first spotted by AP photographer Thomas Stenton as he covered the candidate at a recent rally.

Students celebrate $19 trillion debt milestone

East Mendenburg, PA – It was a long time coming for the 10th grade Financial Literacy class in East Mendenburg High School in central Pennsylvania. Months prior, on their way out the door after a lesson students handed their teacher Mr. Von Burgen a sheet of paper containing a date.

To keep heads from exploding, liberals prepare for Trump presidency

Hollywood, CA – The possibility that Donald J Trump will be elected President has caught liberals unprepared and scrambling for cover. Written off by pundits early on as a shallow, bombastic egomaniac, Trump was given little chance of lasting under the withering lights of presidential politics.

John McEnroe teams with Trivago guy on crowd pacification

Douglaston, NY – Tennis legend and broadcaster John McEnroe and Tim Williams – the “Trivago guy” – have formed a consulting firm to offer personal services to cities experiencing protests.

Starbucks to ban all but Apple electronic devices in its stores

Seattle, WA – Starbucks announced today that over the second half of 2016 it will be phasing in rules that will ultimately result in the prohibition of electronic devices in its stores that are not made by Apple Inc. The impetus for the change is persistent and growing frustration experienced by Apple devotees with their non-Apple carrying counterparts.

Rand Paul Contemplates Changing Name to Paul Rand

A crowded Republican field of potential 2016 Presidential candidates is applying significant pressure on each candidate’s camp to reach for any available advantage.For U.S. Senator and libertarian favorite Randal Howard “Rand” Paul (R-KY) to crack a field that is expected to include Jeb Bush, Scott Walker and Marco Rubio, that may include the dramatic step of a legal name change ...
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